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The Devil's in the RemoteJuly 25, 2012

A Con-Artist, a Lawyer, 4 Liars and a Few Dancers Walk into a Newsroom

The Return of White Collar

Don’t be fooled people, that healthy glow, that new beard and those filled out abs are not because Neal Caffery (now James Maine) is hiding away on some small island off the coast of Cape Verde. It’s because Matt Bommer (the real person) was in a movie called Magic Mike and they told him he was the stripper and not the pole; and told him to get beefed up for the role. Us tv audiences get to enjoy the long-term benefits of that and pretend he got healthy living the good life, on the run (health is key here).

Even the lady in the portrait agrees. Yowzaa

While Neal and Mozzie (now Barry) hide away on a tropical island, back in New York we finally see Peter coonfessing to Mrs. Suit that he did in fact give Neal the signal to run and has since had to face the fallout from the Bureau and is under a lot of scrutiny. Bureau no longer trusts him to find Caffery, but he is still high priority for them, which is why Agent Collins has been brought in for the job. Not much is revealed about Collins’ motivations, except he’s the guy who gets the job done no matter what and he brings them in one way or another (Does the FBI really want Neal dead? What justifies that call?). Burke knows he’s responsible for Neal and the idea of him returning to NYC in a body bag isn’t something he can stand by and let happen. He tracks down Ellen, to ask her for her help in finding Neal before Collins does. With the help of Jones and Diana, and a emotional phone call with Neal, Peter manages to locate him; but in his haste leaves behind far too many clues for Collins to easily follow him (this will probably come back as evidence the Bureau will use against him).

On the island, Peter and Collins are in a race against each other to find Neal first; but Peter being his friend, Neal leads him to himself. Collins isn’t far behind and so Neal tries to take refuge at the island’s “protector” only to find out he’s been betrayed by the same man. Guess Neal ran straight into the trap this time.

 

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One last love letter...

April 24, 2021

It has taken us some time and patience to come to this decision. TMS would not have seen the success that it did without our readers and the tireless team that ran the magazine for the better part of eight years.

But… all good things must come to an end, especially when we look at the ever-expanding art and literary landscape in Pakistan, the country of the magazine’s birth.

We are amazed and proud of what the next generation of creators are working with, the themes they are featuring, and their inclusivity in the diversity of voices they are publishing. When TMS began, this was the world we envisioned…

Though the magazine has closed and our submissions shuttered, this website will remain open for the foreseeable future as an archive of the great work we published and the astounding collection of diverse voices we were privileged to feature.

If, however, someone is interested in picking up the baton, please email Maryam Piracha, the editor, at [email protected].

Farewell, fam! It’s been quite a ride.

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