Pretty Little Liars
After last episode’s ranting about the depicition of homosexual characters on tv, so on and so forth; Marlene King throws us a a curve ball by reintroducing Paige in Emily’s life. Guess part of Maya’s cousin’s (you know my rule about learning names) job was to allow Em to be able to say good bye to her and move on. The other bit was chatting up Jenna and sucker-punching Garett when he went to meet his mother at the hospital. Still don’t trust the guy though.
Speaking of trust, Jenna can see, in public! Well, more like Jenna is letting people know she can see and throwing a big bash to celebrate; At Emily’s place of work. Her manager is Jean Ralphio (<3) in an alternate universe, so we already know this party’s going to be all kinds of awesome (it does not disappoint)
The liars are confused though, I mean just last week she was begging them not to out her because they owed her and now she’s throwing a party? Jenna’s got the perfect response to that.
At the party, Paige gets jealous of shifty boy (Nate I’ve been told) and gets drunk from Emily’s flask of forgotten memories. Aria brings out Ezra in public (how has this man not been arrested as yet?) and Jenna totally undresses him with that “newely” acquired vision of hers (subtext: now you know what was happening behind those sunglasses during English). Aria doesn’t have time for being insecure, she gets with the program since she needs access to Jenna’s photographer’s (for the party) studio to get the deets on Lucas (he worked there, wants his stuff back, photo evidence, graveyard, yada yada) and she’s completely fine whoring Ezra out for that.
Hanna on the other hand has been having a bad few weeks, no Mona, no Caleb, no Dr. Wren (in order of importance); so she has no need to dress up anymore. Mother Extraordinaire signs her up for community service at the church to bring her out of her funk (and punish her for skipping school) and it’s a good thing she did because thankfully Hanna was there to buy back Em’s jacket from the night of the incident.
The “Night of the Incident” also brings us to the hospital where Spencer has been spying on Garett while he visits his mother; Officer Creepy catches her and makes some vague threats again (Can we sue him?). While Emily and Nate bring Paige in after she stumbles and hurts herself. When Nate punches Garret out, Spencer takes the opportunity to sneak into his mother’s room and begins to frisk her comatose body for clues, and Mrs Reynolds does not disappoint. Drunk babes and brawling hunks, just another normal night in Rosewood.
- Paige tried to drown her, Emily makes up for it by roofying her. True Love
- Tsk Tsk, using your own mother’s body to pass secret messages.
- Why did ROSEWOOD’S ONLY RESIDENT DR. Wren not treat Paige (the writers hate Emilt that’s why).
- “A” looks a tad worried does (s)he not? A calm “A” would never rummage through Maya’s purse like that.