The Big 4-O

Yes, she had claimed God had ‘told’ her that he was meant to be her husband when she knew it was a lie. God hadn’t said jack. At the back of her mind, she was positive God would understand. She had served him faithfully all these years, killed desire in the quest to remain untouched until marriage — well, relatively, faced her work wholeheartedly believing her dream man would show up one day. He hadn’t. She must admit to herself that when men had showed interest years back, she’d had different ideas of the qualities a husband should possess. And wasn’t it ironic that women like Tessie, who opened their legs for just about anything that was in possession of a penis, were happily married? Well, although her stupidity and circumstance had brought her to this point, she was digging in her heels and not going to let them take her any further.

But how could she, a deacon, tell her employee who was eight years her junior that she was just tired of being single and she thought he was a good choice for her — maybe the only choice? She was still attractive — and to supplement what God had given her, she put her money to good use. She was blessed with a naturally slim build, even though she had gained a few kilograms over the years out of laxity — but nothing dire. She got admiring looks all the time. But that was all she got. Somehow she had become one of those successful women who drove powerful cars that intimidated men. Men her age were married, and if they weren’t, they were running after girls fresh from the university with perky breasts. The last marriage proposal had been from a rich alhaji client of the bank who had asked, with all seriousness, that she consent to be his third wife — after all, he was entitled to four. She had been amazed and a bit offended, but he had touched her arm, the gold in his mouth flashing as he spoke, “Think about it, Bidemi. Time is not on your side.” Oh yes, if she hadn’t recalled every customer service course she had taken, and beseeched God to give her uncommon patience, he would have felt a hard fist, a stiletto heel, and bared teeth on his side.

Kenneth had been surprised, but he had also been sincere in saying he would spend time to seek the face of God concerning the matter, a sincerity that had made her feel guilty — but only for so long. She supposed she had broken protocol; in her church, it was the man who was supposed to approach the head pastor with his intentions toward a woman. But she had known that wouldn’t happen; even though she knew Kenneth found her attractive — things like that were difficult to hide — she knew he of all men wouldn’t have said anything in a million years. He was almost in awe of her. When Kenneth had come to her a week later to haltingly say that yes, he felt God was leading them to be husband and wife, speaking to the head pastor had been mere formality — the man could see that she was determined.

However, she had insisted the wedding be a small affair conducted in another parish, and on a weekday. That way, by the time most people heard about it, it would already be done. To give her mother credit, after her brows had shot up on laying eyes on Kenneth, the older woman had merely pressed her lips tightly together, and then greeted him with a gracious smile. Her younger brother — the only one who could make it from the US on such short notice — hadn’t been so tactful. “Bidemi…really?” he’d queried the moment he’d been able to get her alone. She’s shushed him up, avoiding the clear rebuke in his gaze throughout the ceremony. Since her father had died some years ago, she was given away by a distant uncle. She supposed she could blame her late father for being excessively protective of her as the firstborn and only girl. He had been damned if she would go wayward under his roof.

When Kenneth began pumping his hips faster, guttural sounds and broken words spilling from his mouth, Bidemi moved with him, hands on his buttocks urging him on. Harder, faster. She hadn’t even hinted at getting him into bed while they were courting; to be honest, she wouldn’t have known exactly how to go about it if she’d been so bold. But she had done her homework to ensure he was at least potent; she had managed to brush against him when the occasion called for it or at the slightest pretext — to feel the satisfaction of him standing to attention. She knew sex was important, especially to men, although she wouldn’t deny that tonight, past the fumbling and hesitant strokes, along the way, it had gotten quite pleasant for her as well.

But priorities were priorities. Next on her agenda was a child. She wouldn’t waste any time. The anniversary of her fourth decade on earth was coming up in less than four months. She didn’t want to be that woman taking her kids to school who others would think was their grandmother. The whole marriage package would be hers, better late than never. She could work on the big ‘O’ later….if that hadn’t upped and left as well. She was jaded enough to know that there were a whole lot of issues that would arise. For one, she wasn’t exactly sure how Kenneth would fit into her lifestyle, or if there would be an end to his almost subservient attitude, which she had begun to tire of.  So whatever happened with him or the marriage — she was nothing if not realistic — at least it would be on record that she had taken the plunge.

She would take as much she could get.

 

Hannah Onoguwe lives in Jos, Nigeria, the setting of her fondest childhood memories. Her short stories have been published in Adanna Literary Journal, and Litro online. She loves to travel, watch romantic comedies, and try her hand at new recipes.

Artwork: “Little Bird” by Marta ÅšwiÄ™cek.