• ABOUT
  • PRINT
  • PRAISE
  • SUBSCRIBE
  • OPENINGS
  • SUBMISSIONS
  • CONTACT
The Missing Slate - For the discerning reader
  • HOME
  • Magazine
  • In This Issue
  • Literature
    • Billy Luck
      Billy Luck
    • To the Depths
      To the Depths
    • Dearly Departed
      Dearly Departed
    • Fiction
    • Poetry
  • Arts AND Culture
    • Tramontane
      Tramontane
    • Blade Runner 2049
      Blade Runner 2049
    • Loving Vincent
      Loving Vincent
    • The Critics
      • FILM
      • BOOKS
      • TELEVISION
    • SPOTLIGHT
    • SPECIAL FEATURES
  • ESSAYS
    • A SHEvolution is Coming in Saudi Arabia
      A SHEvolution is Coming in Saudi Arabia
    • Paxi: A New Business Empowering Women in Pakistan
      Paxi: A New Business Empowering Women in Pakistan
    • Nature and Self
      Nature and Self
    • ARTICLES
    • COMMENTARY
    • Narrative Nonfiction
  • CONTESTS
    • Pushcart Prize 2017 Nominations
      Pushcart Prize 2017 Nominations
    • Pushcart Prize 2016 Nominations
      Pushcart Prize 2016 Nominations
    • Pushcart Prize 2015 Nominations
      Pushcart Prize 2015 Nominations
    • PUSHCART 2013
    • PUSHCART 2014
Articles, Commentary, EssaysNovember 2, 2015

Nigeria: A Shadow of Good Things To Come Part I

Nigeria rests on a tripod of three major ethnic groups: mainly the Yoruba of the southwest, the Hausa of the north and the Ibo of the southeast. According to a Yoruba proverb, a pot of soup will not spill its content on a three-legged tripod. This tripod provides stability. But despite the wisdom of the proverb, there is a resurgence of ethnic nationalism. For instance, the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) led by Ralph Uwazuruike formed in 1999. MASSOB is a secessionist movement with the aim of seeing the reinstatement of the defunct Republic of Biafra. MASSOB has received support from the leader of the Niger Delta People’s Volunteer Force (NDPVF) led by Asari Dokubo. At the occasion of Biafra’s Day celebration in May 2015,  Asari Dokubo said MASSOB will soon realise the dreams of an independent state. “We will soon complete the race. There is no need for you to be fatigued; the finishing line is not very far again. No power can stop our independence, our freedom is near”.  [4]

The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) is one of the largest militant groups in the Niger Delta, and claims to have a mission to expose the exploitation and oppression of peoples of the Niger Delta and the devastation of the environment by public-private partnership between the federal government and multinational oil companies operating there. The Economist described the organization as one that “portrays itself as political organization that wants a greater share of Nigeria’s oil resources to the impoverished region that sits atop the oil. In fact, it is more of an umbrella organization for several armed groups, which it sometimes pays in cash or guns to launch strikes”. [5]

Then we have the Oodua Peoples Congress (OPC), a Yoruba nationalist organization was formed by a group of elites, including Dr Fredrick Fashehun, to restore the annulled mandate of Chief Moshood Abiola, the presumed winner of  1993 presidential election. Despite winning the election fair and square, Moshood Abiola was barred from office. But this election, described as the freest and fairest in Nigeria’s political history, was annulled by the military dictator, Gen. Ibrahim Babangida. The OPC has since become a major force in Nigerian politics.

In the North, the Arewa Consultative Forum (ACF) is a pressure group which acts as an umbrella body for the peoples of the defunct Northern Region. It fights for the people of that region. The ACF was vociferous in the run up to the last general elections, insisting that the presidency should go to the north. With such a diverse ethno-political history within its borders, it is obvious that Nigeria is a nation of many nations.

Politics notwithstanding, the average Nigerian is  an exhibitionist par excellance. He loves to throw his weight around. He is larger-than-life. He makes his presence felt wherever he is found all over the globe. He easily spreads his wings and tends to draw people under his circle of influence. He does not suffer fools gladly. He is cocky; and a braggart. Even when he finds himself at the wrong side of the law, he would attempt to manouever himself out of the trouble with a brazenness that would shock many people.

Perhaps this brashness and cockiness of the Nigerian is due in large part to the fact that Nigeria is home to the largest concentration of black people in the world. According to Worldometers, Nigeria has a projected population of over 170 million people.[6] It is believed that one out of every five black men is Nigerian, including those who are part of the diaspora.

Whether in Reykjavik, New York, Paris, Milan, Moscow, Bangalore, Beijing or Durban, he walks tall with a swagger in his gait, his shoulders squared and his head erect. He is regal in his bearing and posture. He behaves as if he possesses the world.

A creature of good taste, he is always dapper and his attire is largely flamboyant. Even when imitating the Western style, he turns out in well-cut suits and designer shirts. He even makes a fashion statement with his traditional dress, in the form of a flowing gown or kaftan. In short, he is the epitome of sartorial elegance.

 Bibliography

[1] ‘Nigeria: Biafran Secession and Civil War, 1967-1970‘, World History

[2] ‘Nigeria Tops Happiness Survey‘, BBC News, 2 Oct. 2003

[3] ‘We Will Appoint Only Patriotic, Decent Nigerians as Ministers – Buhari‘, DailyPost Staff; Daily Post Nigeria, 27 July 2015

[4] ‘Biafra: MASSOB, Niger Delta group team up to actualise struggle’, The Sun Staff; The Sun online, 1 June 2015

[5] Risky Toughness: The army’s tough approach to Delta militants could end up uniting them‘, The Economist print ed., 20 Sept. 2008

[6] ‘Nigeria Population‘, Worldometers, 12 Oct. 2015

[7] ‘State Police and Scare Mongers (2)‘, Pini Jason; Vanguard News, 3 Sept. 2012

[8] ‘When a Statesman Rejects State Award‘, City Pages International, 2013

[9] ‘Nigeria: Lagos Assembly Rewards Airport Cleaner Who Returned N12 Million‘, Tunde Opeseitan; Daily Independent (Lagos). Viewed on  AllAfrica.com, 19 May 2015

[10] ‘At Last, Honour for a Hero‘, Imeh Usuah; ThisDayLive.com, 29 Sept. 2014

Continue Reading

← 1 2 View All

Tags

articlescommentaryessaysKola KingNigeria

Share on

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Pinterest
  • Google +
  • LinkedIn
  • Email
Previous articleThe Sport of Cultural Connectivity
Next articleMy Friend the “Scientist”

You may also like

A SHEvolution is Coming in Saudi Arabia

Paxi: A New Business Empowering Women in Pakistan

Nature and Self

Ad

In the Magazine

A Word from the Editor

Don’t cry like a girl. Be a (wo)man.

Why holding up the women in our lives can help build a nation, in place of tearing it down.

Literature

This House is an African House

"This house is an African house./ This your body is an African woman’s body..." By Kadija Sesay.

Literature

Shoots

"Sapling legs bend smoothly, power foot in place,/ her back, parallel to solid ground,/ makes her torso a table of support..." By Kadija Sesay.

Literature

A Dry Season Doctor in West Africa

"She presses her toes together. I will never marry, she says. Jamais dans cette vie! Where can I find a man like you?" By...

In the Issue

Property of a Sorceress

"She died under mango trees, under kola nut/ and avocado trees, her nose pressed to their roots,/ her hands buried in dead leaves, her...

Literature

What Took Us to War

"What took us to war has again begun,/ and what took us to war/ has opened its wide mouth/ again to confuse us." By...

Literature

Sometimes, I Close My Eyes

"sometimes, this is the way of the world,/ the simple, ordinary world, where things are/ sometimes too ordinary to matter. Sometimes,/ I close my...

Literature

Quarter to War

"The footfalls fading from the streets/ The trees departing from the avenues/ The sweat evaporating from the skin..." By Jumoke Verissimo.

Literature

Transgendered

"Lagos is a chronicle of liquid geographies/ Swimming on every tongue..." By Jumoke Verissimo.

Fiction

Sketches of my Mother

"The mother of my memories was elegant. She would not step out of the house without her trademark red lipstick and perfect hair. She...

Fiction

The Way of Meat

"Every day—any day—any one of us could be picked out for any reason, and we would be... We’d part like hair, pushing into the...

Fiction

Between Two Worlds

"Ursula spotted the three black students immediately. Everyone did. They could not be missed because they kept to themselves and apart from the rest...."...

Essays

Talking Gender

"In fact it is often through the uninformed use of such words that language becomes a tool in perpetuating sexism and violence against women...

Essays

Unmasking Female Circumcision

"Though the origins of the practice are unknown, many medical historians believe that FGM dates back to at least 2,000 years." Gimel Samera looks...

Essays

Not Just A Phase

"...in the workplace, a person can practically be forced out of their job by discrimination, taking numerous days off for fear of their physical...

Essays

The Birth of Bigotry

"The psychology of prejudice demands that we are each our own moral police". Maria Amir on the roots of bigotry and intolerance.

Fiction

The Score

"The person on the floor was unmistakeably dead. It looked like a woman; she couldn’t be sure yet..." By Hawa Jande Golakai.

More Stories

Author of the Month: Sabyn Javeri

“My first and only reader is myself.” Sabyn Javeri, The Missing Slate’s Author of the Month for November, talks to Umamah Wajid.

Back to top
One last love letter...

April 24, 2021

It has taken us some time and patience to come to this decision. TMS would not have seen the success that it did without our readers and the tireless team that ran the magazine for the better part of eight years.

But… all good things must come to an end, especially when we look at the ever-expanding art and literary landscape in Pakistan, the country of the magazine’s birth.

We are amazed and proud of what the next generation of creators are working with, the themes they are featuring, and their inclusivity in the diversity of voices they are publishing. When TMS began, this was the world we envisioned…

Though the magazine has closed and our submissions shuttered, this website will remain open for the foreseeable future as an archive of the great work we published and the astounding collection of diverse voices we were privileged to feature.

If, however, someone is interested in picking up the baton, please email Maryam Piracha, the editor, at [email protected].

Farewell, fam! It’s been quite a ride.

Read previous post:
A Few Ghost Stories, Because It’s Halloween Somewhere

"It’s that time of year again when the mist starts to descend..." Constance A. Dunn lightens the mood with some...

Close