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Roving Eye, SpotlightNovember 17, 2016

Spotlight Site: Ask the Pilot

ask-the-pilotOne of the great things about reading blogs is that you get to learn about stuff from people who actually do it — lawyers writing about law, doctors writing about medicine, physicists writing about physics, and so on. You quickly grasp that if you want to read something worth your time about, say, neuroscience, you are better off going to a neuroscientist who knows nothing much about writing than to a writer who knows nothing much about neuroscience.

And happily the trade-off is rarely as stark as that, because professionals who are good at their work also seem to be good at writing about their work. This may be due to a combination of self-selection among bloggers and natural selection in the blogosphere — but it may also be evidence that writing well really isn’t difficult when you are writing about something that you know and understand. Special skills are needed mainly for writing about things that you don’t understand — i.e. journalism.

You will find the answers to all those questions you have always wanted to know about the inner workings of airlines, but no longer dare ask for fear of ending up on a no-fly list
It pains me to think that if it were not for the Internet, the most we might hear from Patrick Smith would be the occasional gnomic remark over an aircraft PA system about headwinds and cruising speeds. Instead, through his blog, Ask the Pilot, he has been explaining aeroplanes to passengers since 2002. He is everything you would want your pilot to be: well-informed, sceptical, calm, lucid, authoritative. Which turns out to be a pretty good skill-set for a blogger too.

For a flavour of Smith’s longer writing, try his discussion of ‘Sully’, Clint Eastwood’s film about the Airbus which landed on the Hudson. Or his philippic against airport security lines. But as the blog-title suggests, Smith’s true vocation is that of oracle. Somewhere in his archives you will find the answers to all those questions you have always wanted to know about the inner workings of airlines, but no longer dare ask for fear of ending up on a no-fly list.

For example: Is the cabin air safe? (Yes. The pilots breathe the same air.) Can turbulence flip a plane over? (No.) And, the greatest mystery in flying since the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, what is meant by “disarm the doors and crosscheck”?

“The intent is to verify disarming of the emergency escape slides attached to the doors. When armed, a slide will automatically deploy the instant its door is opened. Disarmed, it needs to be deployed manually. On departure the slides are armed to facilitate an emergency evacuation. (You might hear this as “doors to automatic.”) Upon docking, they’re disarmed to keep them from billowing into the boarding tunnel or onto the apron during servicing.

Crosscheck is a generic term used by pilots and flight attendants meaning that one person has verified the task of another. In the cabin, flight attendants crosscheck one another’s stations to make sure the doors are armed or disarmed as necessary.”

You may now disembark.

 

Robert Cottrell is editor of The Browser, which recommends five or six pieces of exceptional writing available online each day. He was previously a staff writer for The Economist and the Financial Times.

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April 24, 2021

It has taken us some time and patience to come to this decision. TMS would not have seen the success that it did without our readers and the tireless team that ran the magazine for the better part of eight years.

But… all good things must come to an end, especially when we look at the ever-expanding art and literary landscape in Pakistan, the country of the magazine’s birth.

We are amazed and proud of what the next generation of creators are working with, the themes they are featuring, and their inclusivity in the diversity of voices they are publishing. When TMS began, this was the world we envisioned…

Though the magazine has closed and our submissions shuttered, this website will remain open for the foreseeable future as an archive of the great work we published and the astounding collection of diverse voices we were privileged to feature.

If, however, someone is interested in picking up the baton, please email Maryam Piracha, the editor, at maryamp@themissingslate.com.

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